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Next in the Olympic pole vault the athlete from the Shire

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THE ORIGINAL BOOMSTICK Wasting orcs since early Middle Earth

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According to that sorceress Glinda and those odd little fellows in the Lollipop Guild, the road to Saruman's tower is paved with yellow bricks... I don't see any yellow bricks...

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"These ancient runes will tell us more about the ring and it's powers..." "Why can't you just use Wikipedia like a normal person?"

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It says, "Your subscription to High Times will expire with the next issue..."

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