"Luke, not only am I your father, Spock is your brother."
(Star Trek, Star Wars)
"I am your father!"
Big deal... Kirk has to make that admission daily...
(Star Wars, Star Trek)
Somehow Carlos has made it to adulthood and not only hasn't seen Star Wars, but avoided all references to The Empire Strikes Back's famous twist. His friends filmed him watching the movie for the first time.
Warning: Contains some strong language.