"I am your father!"
Big deal... Kirk has to make that admission daily...
(Star Wars, Star Trek)
"I am your father, Luke!"
"And a very bad one..."
"You keep outta this!"
Somehow Carlos has made it to adulthood and not only hasn't seen Star Wars, but avoided all references to The Empire Strikes Back's famous twist. His friends filmed him watching the movie for the first time.
Warning: Contains some strong language.