Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: Battleship

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While Battleship isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, it's still awful. And long. Really long. I guess if you're really looking for an action movie and are sick of The Avengers, Battleship might satisfy you for a little while. Even then, I'd recommend staying home and renting something.

But this is just one large cat's opinion. Will you see Battleship? If you do, tell us what you think.

Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part Two

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Spoiler warning: The review does contain a spoiler for the movie's big "plot twist." It's included because it's so infuriatingly stupid I couldn't not mention it.

The final Twilight movie sucks. Shocking, I know. If you end up seeing this movie, why? Whatever the reason, tell us what you think of it. Seriously though, why?

Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: Dredd 3D

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There's not much to it, but Dredd 3D is a fun R-rated action movie. That's all it tried to be, and it ended up doing a very good job, in this cat's opinion. What about yours? Are you going to see Dredd 3D this weekend?

Fantasy del Grande Gatto: "Mirror Mirror" and "Wrath of the Titans"

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Not a great weekend for fantasy and sci-fi, I'm afraid. "Mirror Mirror" is fine if you have kids or just want some silly camp this weekend. No matter what though, I'd recommend staying far away from "Wrath of the Titans."

Will you see either of these movies this weekend?

Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: Branded

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Branded is a bad movie, no question about that. That doesn't mean it should be avoided at all costs though. If you love bad movies, or love to riff on them MST3K style, you couldn't ask for much better material.

Unfortunately, that's all we get for sci-fi this week. Hopefully we'll get some better movies soon. Are you going to see Branded? If you do, for whatever reason, be sure to tell us what you think.

Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: Looper

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It's hard to talk about Looper without spoiling it, so I'll just say it's a smart and fun sci-fi action movie that you should see in theaters. It has some problems, but the tight storytelling, great characters, and interesting world more than make up for any issues I had.

Will you see Looper this weekend? Tell us what you think!

Sci-Fi del Grande Gatto: Total Recall

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While some of the action scenes can be pretty cool, the new Total Recall isn't nearly as fun to watch or as memorable as the 1990 version.

Will you go see Total Recall this weekend, or will you stay home and watch Ahnold's version again? Or you could always read the short story, "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale," especially if you haven't already. Seriously, go read it. Right now. It's amazing.