What do you have to teach us today, Mr. Cl-AAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
-The Lord of the Rings
"I'm telling you now, diplomatic status or not, TSA will make you take your hat off."
"It's not my hat; it's my hair. Sigh You know, anymore, I hate flying."
Artist David Johns made this eye chart. Now you can find out if you could be a pilot for Planet Express.