"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter."
"Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"
Time Warner Cable is now the only company to have pissed off not one, but two Starfleet captains.
I give up! I'm trying to help you understand the mysteries of the universe and you're sitting there updating your Facebook status!
The reason why teachers lose their hair.
I am sorry to report, Captain...
that Starfleet's non-discrimination policies include Gungans.
DOUBLE FOREHEAD PALM
When something is so stupid, your brain might jump out and run away.