where words simply can't explain the level of stupidity.
I am sorry to report, Captain...
that Starfleet's non-discrimination policies include Gungans.
Even with Kenzi's guidance, poor Dyson struggled to grasp the concept of the "facepalm."
"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter."
"Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"