Well, We Can Hope he Dies On an Away Mission

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I am sorry to report, Captain... that Starfleet's non-discrimination policies include Gungans.

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If I Had Hair, Data, That Man Would Make Me Rip It All Out

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"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter." "Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"