I give up! I'm trying to help you understand the mysteries of the universe and you're sitting there updating your Facebook status!
The reason why teachers lose their hair.
"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter."
"Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"
where words simply can't explain the level of stupidity.
Time Warner Cable is now the only company to have pissed off not one, but two Starfleet captains.