Why couldn't the actual "Legend of Zelda" cartoon be more like this?
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
The dragon looks more flirty than frightening. "Hey. I notice you hang out in swamps. I hang out in swamps too."
(Game of Thrones)
This "Skyrim" dragon mandolin is hand carved and actually sounds really good. Now you can hang around your local pub and sing the epic tale of Ragnar the Red to anyone who passes by.
I suggest a new strategy, tiny chess-playing dude. Let the dragon win.