"No, on second thought let's not invade Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."
(The Hobbit, Sherlock (BBC))
Why couldn't the actual "Legend of Zelda" cartoon be more like this?
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
I suggest a new strategy, tiny chess-playing dude. Let the dragon win.
This "Skyrim" dragon mandolin is hand carved and actually sounds really good. Now you can hang around your local pub and sing the epic tale of Ragnar the Red to anyone who passes by.