Why couldn't the actual "Legend of Zelda" cartoon be more like this?

Get Over Here and Play a Video Game

(Sherlock)

For a real funny image, imagine that dragon trying to put that body armor on.

That awkward moment when you realize you forgot to pack the Acme Dragon Repellent.

(The Hobbit)

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took this sweet ride over to Señor Gif!

(Skyrim)

(The Hobbit)

(Game of Thrones)