Just got the joke I told myself 25 years ago.
How has the world missed this? Travels through space, Travels through space and time Originally known as The Doctor, Only known as The Doctor Regrows limbs, Regrows limbs Fights/saves aliens, Fights/saves aliens Quirky character, Quirky character Tricorder, Sonic Screwdriver Multiple romantic interests, Multiple romantic interests Identity crisis, Has to figure out who he is after every regeneration.
"Hello, I'm Captain Troy Handsome of International Rescue, please state the nature of your emergency."
(Star Trek, Doctor Who)