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brain,brent spiner,data,definition,humble,humility,klingon,starfleet
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HUMILITY Goes to Starfleet Academy for four years and climbs officer ladder at normal promotion speed despite having a super computer for a brain, the strength to beat any Klingon warrior, and the moves to pleasure Tasha Yar.

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bandwidth,brent spiner,Captain Picard,data,lolcats,slow,Star Trek,the next generation
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"Captain, in order to receive this transmission from Starfleet, I will have to allocate some of the bandwidth used by your web browser. Your viewing of lolcats will slow temporarily." "THEN SCREW THE DAMNED FEDERATION! IT CAN WAIT TILL I TAKE MY NAPPY TIME!"

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brent spiner,Captain Picard,data,facepalm,gungans,non-discriminatory,patrick stewart,starfleet
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I am sorry to report, Captain... that Starfleet's non-discrimination policies include Gungans.

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