Even the snake doesn't know what to make of any of this.
"Why are you pulling to the side? Come on guys, I feel like I'm doing all the work here!"
Also, how do those butterfly wings on the mermaid hold up under water?
I would complain that the last thing we need is a longer "Twilight," but this looks a million times better.
"Ugh, really dude? You're gonna use a shiv? You're an anthropomorphic wolf for crying out loud!"
Judging by the shape, I don't think that goes on your face.
That's the exact face the author made when he saw this cover.
Bad Joke Eel makes his literary debut!