"So... which one's the title?"
Strange, I don't remember this part of the book. And why don't the dudes on his arms have dudes for arms?
"That'll teach you to throw apples at Dorothy!"
"No, on second thought let's not invade Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."
Of all the WTF going on in this cover, the thing that concerns me the most: Where the hell is her other leg?
After being turned into a tiger-human hybrid, what else is there to do but fight a horse for his SCUBA equipment?