Jane? Honey? There's a guy over there dressed as a giant... otter?
"My cousin, Balin, would give us a royal welcome..."
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek)
According to that sorceress Glinda and those odd little fellows in the Lollipop Guild, the road to Saruman's tower is paved with yellow bricks... I don't see any yellow bricks...