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"Captain, in order to receive this transmission from Starfleet, I will have to allocate some of the bandwidth used by your web browser. Your viewing of lolcats will slow temporarily." "THEN SCREW THE DAMNED FEDERATION! IT CAN WAIT TILL I TAKE MY NAPPY TIME!"

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I God to swear... There is no blood in my alcohol stream!

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