I give up! I'm trying to help you understand the mysteries of the universe and you're sitting there updating your Facebook status!
The reason why teachers lose their hair.
(Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Star Trek)
At times, Lt. Comdr. Data has been known to allow his inner trekkie to show.
"Data! You better get in this house right this minute!"
"One more minute, Mom! I'm just getting to the good part. Kirk is punching an alien in the face."