Starfleet's "Posture Perfect" computer chair.
Winner of the "Ergonomics Intersystem" Award (Government Division) for the third straight year.
It's called burp a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. hiccup Talk about warp speed!
Goes to Starfleet Academy for four years and climbs officer ladder at normal promotion speed despite having a super computer for a brain, the strength to beat any Klingon warrior, and the moves to pleasure Tasha Yar.
"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter."
"Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"
I just heard an amusing human gag
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"Data, please turn off your derp chip!"
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