That's Perfectly Normal, Data

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Okay Captain, I can see that it's a mining ship. I can see that its name is Red Dwarf. The thing I do not understand is: Why is it flying backwards and upside down, why is it currently on fire, and why is the crew telling me to "smeg off?"

Modeled here by 'Brent'

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Starfleet's "Posture Perfect" computer chair. Winner of the "Ergonomics Intersystem" Award (Government Division) for the third straight year.

HUMILITY

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HUMILITY Goes to Starfleet Academy for four years and climbs officer ladder at normal promotion speed despite having a super computer for a brain, the strength to beat any Klingon warrior, and the moves to pleasure Tasha Yar.

(Star Trek)

If I Had Hair, Data, That Man Would Make Me Rip It All Out

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"Sir, I'm afraid Commander Riker has been arrested for sleeping with the planetary governor's daughter." "Why Data, why must he do this on EVERY DAMN PLANET WE VISIT?!"