Okay Captain, I can see that it's a mining ship. I can see that its name is Red Dwarf. The thing I do not understand is: Why is it flying backwards and upside down, why is it currently on fire, and why is the crew telling me to "smeg off?"
I am sorry to report, Captain...
that Starfleet's non-discrimination policies include Gungans.
I give up! I'm trying to help you understand the mysteries of the universe and you're sitting there updating your Facebook status!
The reason why teachers lose their hair.