Man, I didn't know the Atari 800 computers could time travel. All I had was a stupid Tandy.
Yeah, warp speed collisions will do that to you.
With a cover like this, Time Ninja has to be either the greatest book ever written, or the worst. There is no in between.
I don't think I'd be able to take Big Brother seriously if everyone dressed like this.
"What do you think, horse-giraffe-punk-elf? Shall we go to Bilbabalbabul?"
"Nah. Those people are weird."
What? I don't even...WHAT?
Yeah, smack it with your rifle. That'll work.