Uh... kid, that's not how you hold a sword. Good way to lose a hand though.
A giant Jar Jar? Truly the stuff of nightmares.
You know what would have made Black Swan better? Space nakedness.
Even the main character isn't sure he wants to be a part of whatever's going on here.
You know, I think I still prefer David Bowie over the rooster-bear having an existential crisis.
The dragon looks more flirty than frightening. "Hey. I notice you hang out in swamps. I hang out in swamps too."