Robot opera is so bad you don't think about getting dressed. You just run.
Give a rocket eyes and it already wishes it could unsee something.
Animal fact: when threatened by dinosaurs, horses will perform a complex ballet number, usually something from "Swan Lake," to defend themselves.
Bad Joke Eel makes his literary debut!
You know you have a bad cover when it looks like it would be more at home in the '70s pr0n section.
"Wait! Don't you know how dangerous it is to run with a sharp object? You'll poke someone's eye out!"
"I'm in a glass pyramid of emotion!"