Uh... kid, that's not how you hold a sword. Good way to lose a hand though.
Run, Frank! It's a Muppet!
I don't remember an angry mouth eating a pegasus being in any of the books.
"I don't think we know each other well enough for you to be touching me like that, blue lizard thing."
Truly the face of savage vengeance.
"Oh, Lionel Richie. Ours is a love that can never be."