Amazing Stories of Amazing Racism!

You've somehow gotten a giant clock stuck around your neck and your first instinct is to lick it?

Hell seems like my kind of place.

Is Reepicheep hitting on me? Well, we are at sea I guess.

"Look Mr. Tiger, I respect that you've learned how to use weapons and all, but could you hurry it up? I really have to pee."

Plus what? Man plus fly? Because I'm pretty sure that's already a thing.

Now wandering in search of eye bleach.