At least this book's up front about it.
Never borrow a quill from Hagrid.
French Bilbo is sassy!
"No, on second thought let's not invade Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."
Mustachioed snake demon just wants to compliment the lady on her lovely dress.
"Yeah, one question. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the raw adventure, but uh...could I get some pants?"
Don't celebrate just yet, dual helmet guy. I don't think she's supposed to bend that way.