"I'm afraid I just blue myself."
Someone's taking their Tank Girl fandom a little too seriously.
At least this book's up front about it.
Animal fact: when threatened by dinosaurs, horses will perform a complex ballet number, usually something from "Swan Lake," to defend themselves.
"Oh crap, I forgot my armor again, didn't I?"
I don't want to live in this universe anymore.
Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.