At $3100, buying this table would be highly illogical. Still, isn't having something this awesome in your living room worth the massive debt? I mean look at this thing.
Whenever orks get me down, whenever I watch another Rider get slain, whenever I realize evil, outnumbers good in the battle for Middle Earth, I just think to myself: The dude who plays me is a Russian spy in The Bourne Supremacy. I am awesome. But not that I need confirmation.
AND "BONES: MCCOY And Judge Dredd. So yes, he is awesome.
(Lord of the Rings)