Surely this must be the greatest book ever written.
Four-armed man really really hates department store mannequins.
"Okay, you win. Your tentacle-sprouting arms are way creepier than my freakishly elongated right one."
"Well, this sucks."
"I told you we shouldn't fight him unarmed"
(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
(William Shatner, Star Trek)