Surely this must be the greatest book ever written.
Four-armed man really really hates department store mannequins.
(William Shatner, Star Trek)
(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
"Well, this sucks."
"I told you we shouldn't fight him unarmed"
(Benedict Cumberbatch, Star Trek)
"Okay, you win. Your tentacle-sprouting arms are way creepier than my freakishly elongated right one."