(Benedict Cumberbatch, Star Trek)
Four-armed man really really hates department store mannequins.
"Well, this sucks."
"I told you we shouldn't fight him unarmed"
"Okay, you win. Your tentacle-sprouting arms are way creepier than my freakishly elongated right one."
Surely this must be the greatest book ever written.
(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)