It appears you have been misinformed; tin foil only protects against alien mind probes when it is worn as a hat.
So, as I found out in therapy, I really only loved you for your suit.
"I don't think we know each other well enough for you to be touching me like that, blue lizard thing."
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Of all the WTF going on in this cover, the thing that concerns me the most: Where the hell is her other leg?