Storage 24 is not a terrible movie. It just isn't very good. It's entertaining enough if you happen to catch it on TV one day, but it's never as scary as it should be. It's still better than what we usually get for horror movies in January.
This has already been out for a while in the U.K., so if anyone has already seen it, tell us what you thought. If you haven't seen it yet, do you plan to? Even just to see Mickey again?
It's like he's apologizing for the quality of the cover art. "Wait, wait! Please just stick around, I promise it's much better than this cover implies. In fact, I'm pretty sure whatever the hell's going on here isn't even in the book."