It's like he's apologizing for the quality of the cover art.
"Wait, wait! Please just stick around, I promise it's much better than this cover implies. In fact, I'm pretty sure whatever the hell's going on here isn't even in the book."
This isn't the first time I've had suspicions about him.
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