I have to point out Captain, that actual kittens desiring cheezburgers is highly improbable.

(Star Trek)

"This looks like a job for... SUPERVULCAN!" "That only works with Kryptonians... get your ass back to the bridge!"

(Star Trek)

Medical Officer's Log, Stardate 4725.4: Damn it, Jim's right. Vulcan pr0n is so boring, you just can't watch it sober.

(Shatnerday, Star Trek)

No, Moron! Vulcan Neck Pinch NOT Vulcan Crotch Pinch!

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