(Total Recall, Aliens, Solaris, Avatar, Star Trek)
I've analyzed your gene pool.
It needs an enema.
I have to point out Captain, that actual kittens desiring cheezburgers is highly improbable.
"This looks like a job for... SUPERVULCAN!"
"That only works with Kryptonians... get your ass back to the bridge!"
Medical Officer's Log, Stardate 4725.4: Damn it, Jim's right. Vulcan pr0n is so boring, you just can't watch it sober.
(Shatnerday, Star Trek)
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