"Yes, it's a shock to see them, and would you believe they actually sleep outside waiting for us?"
Spock's first time to a sci-fi convention would haunt him forever.
(Shatnerday, Star Trek)
We touch as little as possible, Captain. He has cooties, you know.
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek)
An audiobook of the Little Golden Book version of "Star Trek: The Motion Picture." 12 minutes here and you're on to the "Star Trek" movies that are actually good.