"Comic con over the weekend?"
"No, why do you ask?"
(Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
In the future, glass makes people forget how to run.
Jim C. Hines is a fantasy author who once reenacted some female poses from fantasy novel covers. Now he's trying out some men's poses from fantasy and romance novels.
"Don't worry about those giant praying mantises, I'll stick my arm out arbitrarily to shield your naughty bits from the camera!"