I'll tell Mulder that aliens ate all his ice cream treats. Not only will he believe it, he'll be out of my hair for a few weeks while he's busy looking for them.
I can't tell what's more WTF, the cover art, the title, or the fact that somebody thought of this, and somebody else agreed to publish it.
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