You don't like the fez? Alrighty, then. Well... Santa Claus hats are cool. You still don't like it? Then screw off. Because I do.
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For "The Legend of Zelda's" 25th anniversary, Nintendo released an art book called "Hyrule Historia," which includes the official "Zelda" timeline. Now we can all stop arguing about it and just enjoy the games. Right?