I know you're a cyborg and everything, but maybe the giant lake of fire isn't the best place to be getting all sassy.
At Comic Palooza in Houston, fans got two classic Doctors, Peter Davison (5th) and Colin Baker (6th) to do recitations from some popular episodes of new Who. What resulted is just fantastic.
It just proves the old adage "Once the Doctor, always the Doctor". Now we need Sylvester McCoy to shout "Just this once, everyone lives!"