Childhood Obesity: Then and Now

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funny,Willy Wonka
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I guess it could also be interpreted that Willy Wonka and his business of peddling candy as a drug could also lead to an increased weight gain over time in children, but let's not think of it that way.

It's way funnier to just call kids fat and leave at that.

Let This Be a Lesson to You: Always Check the Locks on Your Giant Chicken Cage!

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chickens,christian slater,feathers,massacre,messy,Patricia Arquette,True Romance
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OH NO! We forgot to feed our giant carnivorous chicken Sniff Poor Robert! He looks like he put up a helluva fight, though

(Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette)

Justin Bieber's New Commercial

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What is "Someday" all about? Is it a perfume or a cologne? When you wear it does your dad finally notice you're a beautiful young woman and stops being disappointed in you for sleeping with Joey, the neighbor boy?

I don't know what is talking about in this commercial, but who cares since it'll probably make him another billion doll hairs and I'll still be blogging from a homeless shelter like a hater. My Friday is now Cryday :(