A Simple Anatomy Lesson

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The Female Body according to Missouri Republican Senate nominee Todd Akin, who stated on television that pregnancy resulting from sexual assault was rare because ""If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down." Uhh, yeah, that's how it works exactly.

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DOUBLE STANDARDS If he did this to her he'd be fined and suspended... but this is funny as hell!

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"WIMIN, THEY CAN'T DRIVE AMIRITE? OM NOM NOM LADYMADE SAMMICH"

Which is a direct quote from the mayor of the town of Triberg, Germany, who has recently introduced wider parking spaces specifically labled "frauenparkplatz," or "women's parking spots." While mayor Gallus Strobel maintains his idea is all in good fun and to direct tourism towards the small Black Forest town. However, one can't help but wonder if his wisdom of "any publicity is good publicity" applies here or if he's just a giant douche.

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HER MAN-TRAP SPRUNG She cautiously moves in for the fruits of her labor