Dan, a student at Brown University, decided to spend part of his day trolling the local news reporter. At least I hope he's trolling.

Breaking News - President Obama attempts to end Global Warming with psychic weather control powers

(Barack Obama)

Apparently my definition of "smokin' hot" differs from Anchorage Alaska's.

I love Godzilla Wednesdays!

The kicker? It's celsius.

Surely that should read 'Castle of Mine?' I know I've got a place up there somewhere...

(Prince Charles)

I was going to write something snarky and then I realized this is the first time I've ever heard him speak. OMG I am so American.