Looks like there will be no trouble with the water in the hot tub being hot tonight.
Normally, I don't drink water because it can cause my parts to rust.
Now when the Prime Minister comes out a bucket of water will fall on his head Tee-hee-hee!
HEY! Didn't you hear that ominous music?
Look at me; I'm just like you riding on this simpleton's water vessel.
Early prototypes were a little vigorous
Goddammit! Get me that Wonka guy on the phone. NOW! The Gloop kid plugged the pipe again.
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