EVIAN an elegant weapon for a more civilized age...

QUICK! We have to save this ugly cat!

(Brisbane flooding)

IN ALL FAIRNESS He did say "wave to the camera."

Don't worry Maam, we'll get you to the maternity ward in no time.

MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS. My nipples explode with delight!

(Hovercraft)

Fishing ---
As taught on MYTHBUSTERS

(A member of the US Navy)