I don't always drink beer. But when I do, people disappear. Pray I don't get thirsty, my friends.

(Vladimir Putin)

Breaking an invisible stack of bricks with eyes averted.

(Vladimir Putin)

Step out of line, AND WE'LL BE PUTIN YOU IN JAIL.

(Vladimir Putin)

Damn logo You blurry as hell

(Vladimir Putin)

VERY NICE BUT IT'S NOT MINE. MY LAWYER WILL CONTACT YOU.

(Vladimir Putin)

Peasant under glass? Not bad!

(Vladimir Putin)