Vlad, my good friend, WITHOUT the matzah ball it's just chicken soup.
(Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu
What am I bid?
Putin commissions the Moscow Guard just in case Napoleon gets uppity again
I lend you my enforcers to silence your conservatives.
I lend you my PR experts to dupe your liberals.
(Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama)
Pistols at Dawn
A History of Dueling
You said I could sit at the head of the table. Not the side.
This chair isn't bouncey enough.
UNHAPPY RICH PEOPLE
(Vladimir Putin and Hu Jintao)
I AM AFRAID WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO
AND BY "LET YOU GO" I MEAN WE WILL KILL YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY