When will the cleaning lady come back with our chairs?
She won't be coming back, she voted for the other guy
THERE IS PUBLIC HEALTH CARE
I'm going to close my eyes and count to ten
If my lucky Ruble Key Ring reappears we'll say no more about it...
THEY CHOSE DANIEL CRAIG AS BOND
BECAUSE HE LOOKS SO LIKE ME
I'm afraid we've had to disconnect the Church and other low-priority users from the power grid
This is the very latest in non-fossil-fuelled heating systems. I'll just get it going for you
I hate your guts and this is the best smile I can muster for cameras
(Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin)
Putin learned his hugging tecnique from Lord Voldemort
Cringe of the Day: Avril Lavigne's New Music Video is All ...
What a Digital Dummy
This Seems Like Something That's Happening Today
A Canadian Pizza Chain is Threatening to Unleash Pizza Cake ...
Not Like That
This Kid Represents How We (and Probably You) Feel About ...
Not The Right Time For Love
I'm So Excited, I Forgot How to Bark!
Game of Thrones is Actually Just a Disney Movie
This Needs to Catch on in America
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