The Worst-Case Scenario

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When will the cleaning lady come back with our chairs? She won't be coming back, she voted for the other guy

(Vladimir Putin)

Otherwise I'll Be Booking Eight Seats on the Gulag Express!

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I'm going to close my eyes and count to ten If my lucky Ruble Key Ring reappears we'll say no more about it...

(Vladimir Putin)

Faith-Fueled

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I'm afraid we've had to disconnect the Church and other low-priority users from the power grid This is the very latest in non-fossil-fuelled heating systems. I'll just get it going for you

(Vladimir Putin)

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