When will the cleaning lady come back with our chairs?
She won't be coming back, she voted for the other guy
THERE IS PUBLIC HEALTH CARE
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BECAUSE HE LOOKS SO LIKE ME
I'm afraid we've had to disconnect the Church and other low-priority users from the power grid
This is the very latest in non-fossil-fuelled heating systems. I'll just get it going for you
I hate your guts and this is the best smile I can muster for cameras
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