Three steps forward, honor and back Do-Si-Do and circle left...

(David Cameron, Vladimir Putin)

PRESENTING OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL Pay no attention to the man behind the door.

(Vladimir Putin)

(Vladimir Putin)

I'M SUSPECTED OF HAVING JOURNALISTS MURDERED? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY JOURNALISTS HAVE NOT BEEN MURDERED?

(Vladimir Putin)

So we all agree then. "Call Me Maybe" girl must be destroyed.

(Vladimir Putin)

And you must name all of them Vladimir... after their father

(Vladimir Putin)

Err, tomorrow, that is.