Can't Imagine He'll Have the References to Land the Gig

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Breaking News - The Plaza Hotel is auditioning doormen. Must supply own uniform.

(Muammar al-Gaddafi)

Girl, I Hear Ya!

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I guess I joined up for the same reasons as everyone else the uniform, and the chicks

(Policewomen)