Take the "R" Train

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This guy's song supporting Romney starts off with the normal conservative arguments, and suddenly veers off into crazy conspiracy theory territory. Really? Obama is the first gay president? Really?

I Want to Know How the Proctologist Figures In

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Unfortanetely for Bob the only way out of an extra large Chinese finger puzzle involved a train track, a tree stump and a proctologist.

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