Hey a letter! That turkey you pardoned on Thanksgiving? It killed my whole family. Hope you're happy. Awkward...

(Barack Obama)

Let's see Congress turn this into a vegetable

(Barack Obama)

I hope he reads it! Mr President, I'm a plump white turkey and I need a pardon

(Barack Obama)

How thoughtful of you, UC Davis Pepper Spray Cop!

He looks about ready to judo-chop it instead.