"So it's great to be here at the Convention here in Texas, but... where is everyone?"
It appears RNC organizers "accidentally" emailed Sarah the wrong location.
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I'm Rick Perry and I approve this sausage
...And to follow that last post, here's a young studly Rick Perry talking about sausages. Yup. Happy Tuesday!
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