"So it's great to be here at the Convention here in Texas, but... where is everyone?" It appears RNC organizers "accidentally" emailed Sarah the wrong location.

(Sarah Palin)

What do you mean, "welcome to Texas'?

I'm Rick Perry and I approve this sausage

(Rick Perry)

...And to follow that last post, here's a young studly Rick Perry talking about sausages. Yup. Happy Tuesday!