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Level with me: did you try to rig the election?
You're so culturally insensitive! In Russia what I did is called 'creative tallying.'
(Stephen Harper and Vladimir Putin)
Out neighbor has kindly agreed to take over our budget deficit. This will relocate its credit rating somewhere between Mozambique and Panama
In exchange we have agreed to allow them a third colour on their flag (as long as it's not blue)
(Stephen Harper and Barack Obama)
My fellow Americans, tonight I am pleased to announce the creation of our 51st state
If you squirt me in the back of the head with that darn squirt flower one more time, I'm gonna shove it up your arse.
(Barack Obama and Stephen Harper)
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