PC-CCCP

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Level with me: did you try to rig the election? You're so culturally insensitive! In Russia what I did is called 'creative tallying.'

(Stephen Harper and Vladimir Putin)

Neighborly

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Out neighbor has kindly agreed to take over our budget deficit. This will relocate its credit rating somewhere between Mozambique and Panama

In exchange we have agreed to allow them a third colour on their flag (as long as it's not blue)

(Stephen Harper and Barack Obama)

Damn Canadian Pranks

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If you squirt me in the back of the head with that darn squirt flower one more time, I'm gonna shove it up your arse.

(Barack Obama and Stephen Harper)