SASQUATCH HAS A STRATEGIC BOMBER Your argument is about to be blown to jesus

Screw this, I'm outta here.

Wow! I Deployed 12 Months Ago. WHAT A MIRACLE!!!

Where did Bill go? He should be in from the Field by now!

My planet needs me

STUFFED ANIMALS Military snipers need them too.

(A soldier and a stuffed bunny)

Insurgents bugging you? Send in the swat team!

(Soldier)