Black One.

NASCAR THE SEASON IS JUST TOO LONG

(Chicago snowstorm)

It's not just "life-threatening", I can't get to Starbucks!

METEOROLOGISTS always brag about how many inches you're getting.

SNOW TANKS BRING NEW MEANING TO "COLD WAR"

(Snow tank)

Put me down! The fire's not that big and The Price is Right is still on!

(Firefighter)