I wonder what's happening under the table... ...no, actually I'm pretty sure of what's going on down there

(Silvio Berlusconi)

ITALY AND GERMANY are always picking on France

(Angela Merkel, Silvio Berlusconi, and Nicolas Sarkozy)

It was love
at first motion of no confidence

(Silvio Berlusconi)

What will we do without you, signor?

This is important. Must... not... think.. about... BABES

(Silvio Berlusconi)

1,2,3,.....pull

(Silvio Berlusconi)