Ah, hell isn't as bad as I thought. -Kim Jong-il, Osama bin Laden, Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi

Not the "Ghost" remake we where hoping for. -Kim Jong-il

Just great. They'll probably find a way to blame me for this as well. NOM NOM NOM. -Barack Obama

-Barack Obama

She followed me home. Can we keep her? -Barack Obama

-Ronald Reagan

Yes Ma'am. It's our new Homeland Security Plan. (Barack Obama)