why does santa always send back the letters
ELF TRYOUTS TODAY
MUST BE WILLING TO RELOCATE
HIRE ME SANTA
MILK AND COOKIES! WHERE'S MY MILK AND COOKIES?! THERE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MILK AND COOKIES!!
You are under arrest
For repeatedly breaking and entering
I have you down for 4,000 bottles of Stoli. Don't worry.
There, I removed you from the naughty list like you asked.....please, release Mrs.Claus now!
OK despite this lead picture the majority of this is gonna be Kim Jong-Il jokes. Just a warning.
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