And the Japanese Synchronized Tea Pouring Relay Team is about to lap the Russian Team.
I cannot quit me.
Despite widespread allegations of voting fraud and mass street protests, Vladimir Putin was re-elected president of Russia for the third time with 60% of the vote on Sunday. Mmmm, victory tears. Tastes like vodka and oppression.
Vladimir Putin attempts to attract the Russian women's vote by using creepy metaphors for virginity. Ick.
There's a metaphor in here somewhere, but I'm too afraid to go looking for it
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Will the evil Weigh us down?
Vladimir Putin has been arrested!
... In your dreams. This fake video of the Russian Prime Minister behind bars has gone viral, with the original upload accruing three million hits in just three days.
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